Sry I called you an 8
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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