so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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