He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
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does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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