Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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