How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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