her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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