It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
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I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
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Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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