maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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