Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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