dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
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Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
ttyl tear gas
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
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I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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