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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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