Christians are straight up FREAKS
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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