Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
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There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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