did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
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I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
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Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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