she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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