She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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