we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
