she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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