Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
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I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
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So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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