My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
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We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
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Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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