Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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