She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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