Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
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There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
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So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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