Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Randomize
