i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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