we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
one two three fourrrrnication!
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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