That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
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he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
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He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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