I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
