what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
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We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
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I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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