It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Randomize
