Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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