i think my tv is drunk
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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