My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
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I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
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I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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