Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Randomize
