Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
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i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
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Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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