what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
