The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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