SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
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I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
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I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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