She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
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And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
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You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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