wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
As shirtless as possible
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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