I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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