I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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