I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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