dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
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... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
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I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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