wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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