How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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