oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
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You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
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Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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