What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
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One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
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Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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