woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Randomize
