Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
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Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
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I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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