sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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