I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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