I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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